Speaking of which - that’s strike two, dickhead.

…just another normal sunday afternoon down at the bogus cpgb, really.

The answer to the problems of the “pathetic left” is more of the above, obviously.

Laurie McCauley

But to be fair to the old boy, these oddballs in the weekly worker don’t arf get on your bleedin nerves. Weekly bleedin worker? More like a knitting afternoon down at the Tunbridge Wells Old Dolls’ Institute, what with their endless gossip about which smelly trot got one over another, down at the 4th international. So you can’t really hold it against dear old Andy, everyone loses patience once in while. Most of us only read the weedy wanker for the horoscopes and the letters from Peter Tatchell, but poor bleeding Muray Mint actually has to deal the people who sell it. So no wonder he went a bit do lally, and lashed out with a low blow. Must ‘av bloody hurt though. I mean, months and months of knackering factional work, all that effort spent persuading the naive to front the membership drive of the WW, I mean HOPI (which obviously has no connection with the weekly worker)